10 Terrifying Vintage Hellmann's Recipes (2024)

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When it comes to mayonnaise, people have strong feelings. Some of you can't stomach the mere thought of it and others of you love it so much you even add it . (This is not okay, by the way.) Regardless of where you stand on the mayonnaise issue, we're sure that when it comes to the Hellmann's mayonnaise vintage recipes, everyone -- mayo lovers and haters alike -- can agree that they're an assault to all that is good and right about food, if not the world in general.

Lucky for the planet, most of these vintage recipes died out with the close of the decades that produced them. (We're not sure we would want to live in a world where cranberry candle salads made with mayonnaise was a normal thing to order off a menu.) And lucky for Hellmann's, the company has stopped trying to be a culinary game changer -- and have quit trying to convince us to eat mayonnaise with our fruit -- because we're not sure the world would have supported it much longer. Behold, the worst vintage recipes ever made.

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Skippy & Hellmann's

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There are some seriously questionable sandwich ideas here, because of course, they all combine peanut butter with mayo. But the "double crunch" sandwich, with bacon and pickles, has really got our stomachs turning.

2

Hellmann's Cake

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Watch out people! Hellmann's has made its way into our beloved chocolate cake.

3

Hellmann's Treasure Chest Salad

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This fruit salad isn't like any other fruit salad out there. First of all, it's served in a "treasure chest" made out of pineapple (which is impressive for sure). Second of all, the last step of the recipe asks that you "gild the salad with Hellmann's" which is not so impressive. All we want to know is WHY? Who out there really thinks that mayonnaise has any business getting together with fruit.

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Cranberry Candle Salad

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Yes, this edible salad is also a candle. Hellmann's has really upped the ante.

5

Cranberry Surprise

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Hellmann's, just stay away from the cranberries already!

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Party Potato Salad

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We've shared this one with you before, but it's such a sight we had to share it again.

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Monterey Souffle Salad

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ACK, this salad's looking at you!

8

Mayonnaise Biscuits

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Skip the butter, add the mayonnaise. In what planet does that sound like a good idea?

9

Treasure-Basket Salad

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We've seen the treasure chest salad, now make way for the treasure-basket salad. The treasure inside this salad is a daring combination of cottage cheese and mayonnaise.

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Mayonnaise On Burgers

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We've got nothing against mayonnaise on a burger, but here are about seven ways that mayonnaise can ruin one.

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FAQs

Why did Hellman's change their name? ›

Instead, you might find an extremely similar-looking jar labeled Best Foods. This is because, in 1927, the California company that would eventually become Best Foods acquired the Hellmann's brand. However, the company continued to sell under both brand names, with Best Foods in the west and Hellmann's in the east.

Did Hellmans change the color of mayonnaise? ›

Why does the recycled plastic packaging look darker now? PCR is inherently darker in color, but is 100% food safe and approved by the FDA. Rest assured, the mayonnaise and mayonnaise dressing inside our jars and bottles has not changed and has the same delicious taste you expect from Hellmann's.

Do Hellmans and Best Foods taste the same? ›

"The products are basically the same. Both trademarks evolved simultaneously – Hellmann's in the East and Best Foods in the West. Taste preferences vary; some people find that Best Foods mayonnaise is slightly more tangy."

Why is Hellmann's so good? ›

Part of the appeal of Hellmann's is its inoffensiveness, its lack of off-putting flavors or textural qualities, what Jones calls its "overall approachability." There is no taste of oxidized oil. It's not too sweet or sour. But neither is it bland.

Does China own Hellmann's mayonnaise in the USA? ›

Unilever acquired the Hellmann's and Best Foods brands in 2000 and they remain members of the Unilever family today!

What is the oldest brand of mayonnaise? ›

Schlorer's Mayonnaise is credited as being the first mayonnaise put in jars and sold commercially, in 1907. The first products trademarked by the Schlorer Delicatessen Company were Mrs. Schlorer's Mayonnaise and Mrs. Schlorer's Olivenaise in 1917.

Why does Hellman's mayo not have to be refrigerated? ›

While egg yolks are perishable at room temperature, the acidity in the vinegar and lemon juice helps to balance that risk, according to the USDA, and many commercial products are now touted as safe to keep at cool room temperature even after opening, much as you can with both ketchup and mustard.

What's the difference between Miracle Whip and Hellman's mayonnaise? ›

So, what's the difference, exactly? It comes down to a few different ingredients and taste. Mayonnaise is made of oil, eggs, and vinegar (or lemon juice). Miracle Whip has the same basic ingredients but with less oil, and the addition of water, sugar, and spices like mustard, paprika, and garlic.

Why is Hellman's mayo watery? ›

Why is my Mayonnaise watery (Hellmanns Separation) Sometimes when jars or bottles have not been used for a while there may be some liquid that appears on the surface of the product.

Is Kirkland mayo the same as Hellman's? ›

For Costco members, the Kirkland Signature real mayonnaise was judged to be about as good as Hellmann's. The same goes for Walmart's Great Value real mayonnaise, with its Hellmann's-like taste and texture.

Is Dukes or Hellman's better? ›

Duke's is tarter, with a more distinctive, almost vinegary, smell. Hellmann's is more neutral. That said, though, someone will immediately claim to prefer the “saltier, more citric” taste of Hellmann's. Or point out that Duke's contains no sugar.

What mayonnaise do most restaurants use? ›

Instead, they tend to use heavy-duty mayonnaise. Not only does the extra heavy mayo give dishes like potato, pasta, and egg salads a richer flavor, it can also improve their consistency.

What mayonnaise do chefs use? ›

But there is one store-bought mayo that nearly every professional chef and in-the-know food lover keeps in their chill chest: Kewpie. This Japanese brand has long been the secret weapon of the mayonnaise arsenal for those in the know.

What is Hellmann's mayonnaise called on the west coast? ›

Instead, you might find an extremely similar-looking jar labeled Best Foods. This is because, in 1927, the California company that would eventually become Best Foods acquired the Hellmann's brand. However, the company continued to sell under both brand names, with Best Foods in the west and Hellmann's in the east.

Are Duke's mayo and Hellman's the same? ›

Initial impressions: Duke's is definitely creamier. It doesn't perch gelatinously on the knife blade, like Hellmann's does. A plus. Duke's is definitely yellower, a more suspect color than Hellmann's vanilla-white.

What's the difference between Hellmann's and Burmans? ›

For both brands, the ingredients are almost the same. The only major differences are that Hellmann's is made with cage-free eggs and has 10 fewer calories per 1 tablespoon serving. Burman's may also include a few more spices such as paprika but flavor and texture-wise, they are quite similar.

Is Hellman's the same as Miracle Whip? ›

The sugar used to make Miracle Whip accounts for why it tastes noticeably sweeter than regular mayonnaise. Some store-bought mayonnaise, such as Hellmann's, contains sugar in its ingredient list, but not enough to detect a sweet taste like Miracle Whip. Other brands like Duke's do not have any added sugar.

Are blue plate and Hellman's the same? ›

Glad you asked: The first three ingredients listed in Blue Plate are soybean oil, distilled vinegar, and egg yolks, so it's got some of that intense Kewpie richness to it. By contrast, the second ingredient in both Kraft and Hellmann's is water, followed by whole eggs rather than just the yolks.

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